Pretty much it was : running,shooting,knocked down,again and again and again till u die. Adding to that, archers on trees pin point u down on the same time. While trying to damage the statue u get constantly harassed by tons of gay elf looking soldiers that throw their weapons at u and nearly always hits. After that, i had to destroy gay looking elf statues which was the most annyoing misson ever. Next mission was the same ,only with having sex with orc chicks while avoind to get killed by orcs. The guns are nice,the action too, but thats it. that complete mission was frustating because of the only kill that, kill that style. I did that too and then defended them which was also.in the same area. After bashing through tons of endlessly respawning orcs, i had to check some altars. So i found the solution and kept on playing. If my english would be any worse.i would still look at an invisible roboho. So i kept on playing and then my Roboho was invisible. Ok, its just the starting mission,it will change. I did that and then.i had to repeat it.wtf.?i thought I did something wrong or I failed, but acutally was the second submission of three that I had to make. Well, after watching the new menue with new weapons,marines and sex positions (that I liked) i started playing. After beating myself through some marines I crashed on the orc/elf planet. The tutorial was easy and clear and well done. the voices are ok and I liked the comments. Start: Nice intro, looked funny and I enjoyed the Roboho bot. So i bought the game for 30 Euro and here is what I experienced. But the gameplay trailers made me sceptic. So i laughed sometimes and liked the adult scenes. I had my doubts about the setting and looked into the trailers. So my anticipation/expectations of Bonecraft were quiet high. I acutally played 50 or more hours in Bonetown and even called my Dungeon Defenders huntress "Pochacuntes" to honour a game that I really like and enjoyed. Even though my friends laughed about it,they were curious about it and so was I. To start I have to say that I played and really enjoyed Bonetown.
I apologize beforehand because im not an american or british person, so pardon me if some of my words have grammar issues. So what u gonna read is about it in detail and some examples of my playtime.
The entire game is a love letter to memorable Warcraft aspects such as the beauty of its classic characters such as Sylvanas and Jaina as well as memes, like the depravities that go on in Goldshire on the Moonguard server.I wanted to write a short review about my experiences of Bonecraft. The game features an art style that’s very clearly inspired by Blizzard games such as World of Warcraft with some Starcraft aesthetics thrown in for variety. Allies and enemies will hilariously continue firing at each other while ignoring your happy dancing. The levels are big and involve shooting up enemy soldiers while also giving you the option to spice up the combat by having sex with random women you can find across the arenas.
The entire game focuses very heavily on the actual gameplay side of things to make the game stand out among other cookie cutter flash games or non playable novels. Missions can be fine tuned by the player to be either easy so you can enjoy the plot and erotica or downright brutal for those seeking a legitimately challenging and rewarding gameplay experience. The relatively short game revolves around going on challenging missions in between buying upgrades and women for your character’s sexual gratification. The game has a good variety of tools you can use to dominate the opposition while making you feel like a one man gangbang. We’re talking things like chain swords, flamethrowers and of course your trusty assault riffle. Your weapons are long, hard, made of steel and capable of putting out some serious firepower that’s sure to make evil Orc girls tremble in fear.